The Warner Siblings

Guys I want the Star War to queerbait me again. I want them to gaslight me into believing that Luke Skywalker is gay so for a moment I feel joy. I want these bitches to queerbait my lesbian ass so hard into believing Disney would put gay people as a lead in their movies. Give me eye sex, give me making “oh go off to your little boyfriend.” Comments from villains, give me them somehow making obscure queer refrances in space, give me the god forsaken bonding moments and superhell. And only for them to be like actually nope- no homo. I want to feel like I was hate crimed by momentary hope.

I love how a bunch of people on the internet saw Din and Luke interact for five seconds, then created the most beautiful relationship to ever arise from fandom based on that tiny interaction, and now are freaking out over two or three new little connections between them in canon. I would die for you.

Taskmaster in Black Widow

SPOILERS

I see a lot of people complaining about Taskmaster on Twitter.

I understand that this is not the version from the comics, and that his personality traits are not apparent in the MCU version. So I admit that sucks if you love Tony Masters. (But if that is the case, maybe a “real” Taskmaster could appear later? Sorry?)

But a lot of comments seem to be sexist in that (spoilers warning again!!!) Tony has become Antonia in the movie. I literally saw one that was like “I can’t believe Taskmaster Is some Russian woman!” with comments that she was a waste.

I was like, wow, you really missed the point of the movie. They are all just some woman! None of them are trash! If Natasha can have a movie, then Antonia could too!

Argh I mean the use of the term “waste” when the film talked about them (pigs, things, renewable resources).

I thought that was an interesting twist given the subject matter. It wouldn’t work for Dreykov to use a man because he respects men. I thought it was effective in context.

I will admit that I am VERY curious about Olga Kurylenko as the actress for Antonia. There are some shots where her head seems to be CGIed on a man’s body. So I wondered if there was some story there. She was one of the top billed names in the opening, I thought. I’m not really familiar with her work and if she’s a great actress or not but she has appeared in a James Bond movie (with Melina’s husband, not he older one Nat watches) and other films. But all she got to do was blink, really. And wear a facial prosthetic to try to convince us she wasn’t a literal model.

Antonia isn’t “freed” until the end so we can’t expect to see much personality, up until then, which I admit took away from some of the menace of Taskmaster. It’d be interesting to continue the character, perhaps with her taking on a role more similar to the comic book version. She could choose to be a villain or an antihero. It would’ve been interesting if she showed some lingering animosity toward Natasha and, as a result, the Avengers. It’d be nice to have a villain not be created by Tony Stark for a change. (Not that I want that to be Nat’s legacy but... well it’d be better than totally forgetting about her.)

And she’s got a LOT of abilities. If I were Val, I would be talking to her not Yelena. (Not that Yelena wasn’t great.)

She could call herself Tony Masters because fuck her dad’s name, that’s why.

I would love to see an actual disabled person play the part? If Marvel isn’t committed to Kurylenko? Idk

Human Sass and Luka.

Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas || An Extremely Goofy Movie

Old Stuffed Bear

The Warner Sisters and Warner Brother Dot(¿?) Dorotheo? Idk XD

Chucky: don’t talk to me, my bi wife, my genderfuild kid, or my adopted gay son EVER again

by キリ太@ツイッター

there is no heterosexual explanation for this