Was Talking To A Friend About Drinking Beer

I found out i like tight pants they way they feel like their clasped on my skin is nice, but i hate the way they interact with my groin its so conflictiting

This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

I love the rain, its just so nice

Spirits

Death, it is thought to be our final page in the story of life, it is our endless rest of great peace.Despite this we still weave tales of ghosts and ghouls to haunt the night. Fear it is the most common factor in monsters but the tides shift for spirits,as not fear but hope lies in their core ,and yet they still frighten us, but hope remains, a hope ever child and adult , hope every human holds that maybe death isn't final. This stands a testament not to humanities misplaced optimism no, its to our will to keep going. That no matter the despair, or how dire the situation, our greatest strength will always be our drive. Our will to keep going, our determination to never stop trying.

I will die for them

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Snakes with arms, what more do we need?