Imagine Having The Name Fehir (pronounced Fear) Like Its So Cool.

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

I fpund a species of mushroom that doesnt usually grow so south today,Boletus rubroflammeus,so tomorow i have decided that i will explore the woods behind my house, what great discoveries await me I am unsure of, but i do know it should be fun.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

do you ever just stop and think about internet friendships? like the friends you made because of a fandom or a post or a random message? the ones that you could’ve easily never interacted with but that you can’t imagine your life without? because i do.

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

nonbinary chaos god time

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Yes, bad vibes are vanished

If you’re having a bad day, watch this fufflyboy go down a slide 

8:44 am

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.