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Idk if it was you but I fr saw you walking down the street to a sweets shop with a kid and you passed me and you smelled like caramel and hazelnut or something idk how to describe it your scent blew in the wind and it smelled very sweet like dessert that's all 😂😂😂
I believe that could have been me, Charlie and I were headed to a new local candy store to scope out the candy and to have a word with the owner about selling my candy there as a strategic move - good for business.
Why does people flirting with you make you neverous and uncomfortable?
You know ur attractive af right?
Because I dislike receiving vain, individual attention in a way that is sexualizing or subtly implied innuendos.
And I'm not really into all that lovey-dovey stuff as I rarely trust or like people.
It just doesn't appeal to me.
I love how you rejected Mrs beareguarde before the boat ride and didn't sit by her but then after that you was just all up in her personal space and sneaking up on her and shit 😂😂😂😂😂
Was I invading her personal space any more than she had already mine? I didn't notice. Her advance prior was intentional, though. My being in her space was just coincidental and situational. Because her daughter was a gigantic blueberry and that probably needed to be talked about.
If you could meet your younger self, what would you tell them?
Eat all the candy in the world to your heart's content, ha ha!
Wait, I already did that...
Those kids were so mean and rude to you on that tour I bet you had a headache that morning. And this is why you hate kids I bet 😂
Thank you for realizing that I was the victim and not them. People kill me with that "you tried to hurt the kids" stuff. It's so dramatic. Ugh.
I love how you rejected Mrs beareguarde before the boat ride and didn't sit by her but then after that you was just all up in her personal space and sneaking up on her and shit 😂😂😂😂😂
Was I invading her personal space any more than she had already mine? I didn't notice. Her advance prior was intentional, though. My being in her space was just coincidental and situational. Because her daughter was a gigantic blueberry and that probably needed to be talked about.
Lol Mike
Who was the most annoying kid on the tour?
A certain incoherent mumbler who says he doesn't like chocolate but came to my chocolate factory anyhow.
I love your little lisp;
Its so cute!
I do NOT have a lisp.
And good morning. ☺️
How do you come up with your financial planner/organization?
I organize percentages, range, demographic (that mostly being children), costs, income and do's and donuts (do nots), get it? Ahaha!
Ahem. Excuse the sloppy handwriting, I was in a rush. This is basically a short overview of the benefits to what's called "affiliate marketing." It's a pretty simple concept. For instance, you want an online store to sell your brand of candy. So you search out and find what's called an "affiliate network" and advertise your goodies to a seller, or an affiliate marketer. Should you be lucky enough to get someone interested in selling your shiz-na-ee, they would then set up a website or link to your line of candy. And every time you make a sell from their links or site, you both get paid. In other words, you have sustainable income, depending on how popular you are of course, and they pocket what's called a "commission", a sum of money earned through sales. You know how those greedy and money hungry YouTubers get paid a percentage by a sponsor just to shove a product down your cute little throat? Same thing, really. Unless you're the greedy YouTuber. But isn't that neat? You can still market your business right from your bedroom with ease. And in the times of Coronavirus where people can't physically go out to stores as much, this is my newest strategy, because I have to keep that revenue coming in! And the rest is pretty much the basic 101 stuff. Blah, blah, blah, economic decline, global panic, business thingy, you understand? Great! Loved your question, by the way!
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Please do more
You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?
I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.
Do you have a middle name?
Yes, Winslow. But before I was named Willy, I was going to be named Wilbur Winslow Wonka Jr.
Protect ed @ all costs !
Everybody scared to ask so I'ma ask: since you're single what do you do when you're horny? Do you get sexual urges and if you do how do you deal with them?
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The dentist sucks
I'm atta dentist and I'm scared
I feel for you. The dentist is still one of my biggest fears. I wish I could help you feel better, but frankly I'm all out of words of encouragement. But unless you're having a serious operation done, you should be dandy. You could always ask for numbing gel, that way you won't feel a thing.
I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂
Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.
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What's a product you didn't sell because it didn't work out or something? 🤔
Cocksuckers. I created this thingie-ma-bob when I was 23. You see, the original idea was that it would be a small match box but instead of matches, you get a teeny little sugary sucker inside! Kinda like miniature pixie sticks. I wanted it to be colorful and exciting, a burst of different flavors within each one! But as you can guess, today that wouldn't be a good marketing idea. People would get the wrong idea. Heh...
For one of the more obvious reasons...
Can you sing? What are your talents?
Oh, goodness no. Ha. I'm not the best singer. I'm not bad. Just not Michael Jackson good. More like average.
Although, I do have quite a few talents, which include flute playing, dancing, reading backwards, rapping, voice imitation, acrylic painting, magic, cooking, and of course, candy making. :)
Goodnight world.
Heh...emergency calls. Be back later!
He's still learning how to let go. Heh...
Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨
You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!
Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.
The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!
But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.
But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!
That's all for now from the factory.
More updates to come soon! Til then.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
What are some things that help you sleep at night? I suffer kind of with anxiety and depression and nothing really calms me enough for sleep
I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping. I used to have that problem when I first opened my factory because I had so many new ideas and nerves running through my body.
If I could suggest a white noise, storytelling or an audio book app, those always help me. The best ones, I think, are vintage and oldies music live streams with rain put over them. Some good free apps and YouTubers that stream music and white noise 24hrs:
Nemo's Dreamscapes (YouTube, and the best one, in my opinion)
Chilling (Scary storytelling app, if you're into that sort of thing)
Yellow Brick Cinema (YouTube)
Relax Rain (App)
The Relaxed Guy (YouTube)
Dream Musicas (YouTube)
Sleep Radio (App)
Free Books And Audio Books (App)
I recommend taking a hot bath with any oils, bath bombs or epsom salts beforehand since baths ease folks into a more relaxed state of mind. Also, Aromatherapy products are excellent for induced sleep. I hope these help you and you find a solution that works! I'm curious. Let me know! Goodnight and sleep tight.
Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊
Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.
Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka
Throwback to the worst day of my life. ☺️
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