LMFAOO

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

this music note ain’t as fun, this one for dissociation

i stopped listening to most of tøp after blurryface but this is one of their songs that will never stop going immaculately hard. the fact that the music note is the “do do do do do do do do”. dark ass goofy ass song

fyi the term “mating embrace” is being employed bc frogs use external fertilization. the female lays unfertilized eggs and the male fertilizes them. so it’s a mating embrace bc she’s laying eggs and then he’s fertilizing them, rather than them ~performing coitus~.

Orange-eyed Leaf Frog aka Blue-sided Leaf Frog (Agalychnis annae), in a mating embrace (amplexus), family Hylidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Wildlife With Daniel CR

Unknown Artist - Angel Crying. 1465 - 1470

tldr i eat maybe once a day and prob have really low iron and live somewhere with bare minimum 80F temp and 50% humidity most of the year, so i had to disappoint my dad who wanted to drive me around on his motorcycle because i started vomiting from heat exhaustion after being outside for literally an hour.

was with my dad while he looked at my car and he was like “wanna go ride” and i was like sure but he meant ride on his motorcycle and i’ve never been on one so i was like omg omg but couldn’t be a pussy so i was going to go. and he put the helmet on me (apparently i have a big ass head) and i had been hot like really hot (96F and 56% humidity) and i was fucking starving because i hadn’t eaten all day because i never do.

and it took him a minute to close the shop and everything and i’m just standing there hot asf musty with this big heavy helmet on and i lowkey knew it was boutta be bad. he got me on the back and i had to get out to pull the gate open and close it behind us but i guess physical exertion was my breaking point because i started aggressively trying to unclip the helmet because i was def about to start dry-heaving and i couldn’t breathe.

and so he helped me get it off but before i could pull it up i did in fact start to dry heave. but i never eat so there was nothing to throw up. and he’s just looking at me like “wtf” while i took the helmet off and just laid on the asphalt. and he started to walk me back to my car so i could just go home and lay down and i got right there to my car before i started actually puking but just liquid because that was all i had.

now i’ve come home and showered and i’m trying to eat a breakfast bowl i made over 30 minutes ago. and i’ve been trying to get back to my school work and painting my nails like i was before going to the shop but i’m so tired idk. i looked up “why does heat make me throw up” because similar things have happened in the past year. and ultimately it looks like i probably have mega low iron (prob other nutritional deficiencies as well but i think irons gonna be the big one) and low iron affects like a lot of things in the body. so basically low ass iron can make you more susceptible to heat exhaustion/heat stroke because in a round about way lack of iron makes it hard for your body to cool down.

my turn to expose you because WHAT. THE. FUCK??????

Please don’t judge my eating habits? So rude.

this guy asked me to help him find a class one of the first days back and i was like “it’s like right there” and he was like “? someone’s in there and i think it’s another class” and it was another class. because after i personally walked to the room to see, he pointed out that the class was at 10, and it was literally 9:00. like yeah dawg there’s another class in there because yours doesn’t start for an hour, but it’s clearly still room 212.