I Know The Tiktok Part Was A Key Part Of The Joke But The Mississippi Instead Of Norway Was Peak Comedy

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

Hymenopus coronatus (Olivier, 1792)

the walking flower mantis / orchid-blossom mantis / (pink) orchid mantis

Found in SE Asia rainforests (Cambodia, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, Singapore and Western Ghats of India).

These organisms can switch between brown and pink depending on the color of the background.

They have significantly pronounced sexual dimorphism relative to other mantis species. That is- the males can be less than half the size of the female.

This camouflage is considered to be potentially a self defense mechanism and/or a form of mimicry that helps it blend with the orchid to capture insect prey.

source: the species wikipedia page

thought this guy and the chocolate muffin guy were the same person for a second and got concerned.

muffin guy is still cool

i think i have six blogs but i meant for this to go here

i loved barbies so much when i was younger and the new barbie movie reminded me of favorites such as swan lake and the twelve dancing princesses, but it has also dug from the depths of my memory- Barbie Birthday Party at Walt Disney EPCOT from 1994 and i am now watching it and reconnecting with little me watching this on VHS with conviction

exactly except this is lowkey a problem also def 60% of why i’m so fcked up

Haruki Murakami

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You matter.

You are worthy. You are pretty. You have a great purpose. You are enough. You are valuable. You are a gift. You deserve to be safe and happy.

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gemini 🌞sagittarius 🌚 libra 🌅

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Gemini as Bobby Hill:

“LCT gene expression is controlled by a DNA sequence called a regulatory element, which is located within a nearby gene called MCM6. Some individuals have inherited changes in this element that lead to sustained lactase production in the small intestine and the ability to digest lactose throughout life.” source

soz if u can’t digest lactose sucks being a normie