I Probably Have Like 25 Different Rocks And Crystals Stashed In Mortytown, I Don't Eat Any Tho

I don't give a shit, I can just portal to other dimensions. Fuck both of you.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

No problem Zeta :)

U look like u need a hug 🫂

A-actually, yeah, that would be nice...

didnt think id need to say this but do NOT interact with me if you are in the basic dni category. This goes for darkshippers primarily. This isn’t necessarily directed but darkshippers make me sick to my stomach and i DO NOT appreciate when you interact with me. Thanks!

LETS FUCKING GO! A REAL CHALLENGE!

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

*Wolverine claws come out of his knuckles as he preps himself to pounce on Ez. He cracks his neck, grinning widely.*

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

a jar of nutella and also a jar of peanut butter (more like penis butter now ammirite hehe sorry) ik its the same premise but theyre different textures so

fuckin love eating Nutella and peanut butter raw.. anyways, feels pretty nice, you just gotta be careful to not spill too much. Still leaves your weiner covered in it tho.

7.5/10

heehee i got bored in class here u go @noahthehyperfixated

I LOVE THESE SM BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008) directed by Darren Lynn Bousman