had 2 interviews
being vulnerable is messy
watching taqwacores rn
Ive had ugly jokes unlocked for most of the years that matter, now im gonna unlock fat jokes again
Been thinking about it alot despite telling myself not to think about it
weird or dumb questions to ask on a date:
what would be your 'oh i need a sleepingmask' moment
how many light switches should be allowed in a room?
will you like me?
Funny, attractive, liberal, white man!!!! Where are you?!?!???!?!
Yeah no i definitely cant live with myself until i have plastic surgery
clutching on DEARLY to the advice that lady gave about how bigg earrings make big noses look more balanced on the face
imagine a frog holding a bunch of grain. He’d probably be able to hold soo much grain. But then again his hands are small because he’s only a small thing. So maybe not that much grain unless he was a very big frog Like big as a building frog. then we may have different problems than who is going to hold the grain.
I love you and i show this by taking all your hair ties
whatever's wrong with me is the same thing that was wrong with medieval jesters