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If you can't make up your mind (5k words) by Narwhalhavingsomuchfun (complete)

Aziraphale returns to Earth 2 years after accepting the Supreme Archangel position in Heaven and leaving Crowley behind. But not is all as it seems, especially considering Aziraphale showed up at the bookshop butt-naked. Crowley's handling the whole situation very well, in case you were wondering. (Spoiler alert: he's actually a disaster)

ineffable story prompt: boyfriend day

Here’s a fun story prompt for Aziracrow that I thought of and i wanted to share: Modern day, Human AU, Az and Crowley have been dating for almost a year now, it’s national boyfriend day and Crowley has been panicking about the day for a while because he can’t come up with any ideas for what to post for boyfriend day. He arranged for a nice dinner with the two of them and ordered Aziraphale’s favorite chocolates and bought him a new book, but Crowley is so hung up on the social media boyfriend day post. Everything seems so insufficient and Crowley drives himself into a nervous frenzy because he can’t come up with something meaningful enough to post for boyfriend day.

When the day finally arrives (October 3rd btw), Crowley has about 10 different posts drafted but he can’t pick one. While the pair of them are at breakfast together, he basically decides not to post anything. His love for Aziraphale is greater than just one instagram post. Besides, Aziraphale is barely on social media anyway; he’s got one post from 4 years ago about one of his favorite books and is never active. It’s a sharp contrast to Crowley who got a certifiable instagram addiction. Anyway, Aziraphale and Crowley are both aware it’s boyfriend day. They exchange their gifts at breakfast (Az got Crowley a new pair of sunglasses and a signed vintage queen vinyl) and they discuss their dinner plans together for tonight.

And then they go about their day, Crowley finally relaxing minutely about the boyfriend posts, but then he starts seeing everybody else's posts and freaks out. As he’s walking to Aziraphale’s flat after work, he gets a notification that he was tagged in a post and he opens instagram confused. It was Aziraphale posting. For national boyfriend day. He made a post with the full carousel of pictures of the two of them. Some of them are really sweet photos, like one time when they had a picnic at st james or when they made cookies at Crowley’s flat and made a mess in the kitchen. There’s also some photos that Crowley didn’t even know about Aziraphale taking, like a photo of him half asleep while they were watching the princess bride or a photo of his arse in his favorite skin tight jeans. Az tagged Crowley in the description section which reads something along the lines of:

‘I love you. You mean the world to me. I hope I get the chance to love you for the next 6000 years.’

By the time Crowley swipes through all of the pictures, he’s definitely not crying. And then he gets another alert that he’s been tagged in someones story and swipes to find that Azi has spammed his story with dozens of photos of Crowley, some of them pictures of the pair of them, but many of them are candid shots of Crowley in the moment, laughing or smiling earnestly at the camera. Crowley had no idea that Aziraphale took so many pictures of him.

By the time he arrives at Azi’s flat, he’s ugly crying and Aziraphale’s confused and worried and then they’re hugging and kissing and they go out to dinner and its lovely and romantic. And later that night Crowley does end up posting for national boyfriend day. He posts a photo of Aziraphale that he took one day when they took a trip to the beach with a long heartfelt caption that goes something like this:

‘angel, i love u. u make me the happiest person in the world. ur literally an angel and deserve so much better than me, so thanks for putting up with me. i love u so much. i love how fussy u r about ur books. i love how u light up when u smile. i love how passionate u r about ur favorite things. i would love to spend the next 6000 years with u, but its funny that u think 6000 years is enough. i love u to alpha centauri and back, angel.’

Ineffable Prompt-A-Thon - Week 15 IN SECRET

@ineffablyruined

(also for the Final 90 thought of the day in 90 words on my AO3)

Director: Stop the cameras! David? Why are you wearing Aziraphale’s ring?

David: That’s not Aziraphale ring. He still has his ring.

Michael (shows his pinkie).

David: This is another ring.

Director: Please take it off.

David: I can’t.

Director: Why not?

Michael: They are engaged!

Director: What?

David: Aziraphale proposed to Crowley yesterday. He said yes!

Director: That’s not the script. We didn’t shoot that.

Michael: Does everything they do needs to be captured on camera? For Christ’s sake, give them some privacy.

Or

In Michael and David, we trust.

More silliness here:

crowley and aziraphale deserved better. we deserved better. david and michael deserved better. terry pratchett deserved better. the whole crew deserved better.

AND most importantly: gaiman's six victims deserved better. they had to go through his abuse and suffer because of him.

Lifeguarding, in Aziraphale's experience, has been a great summer job. While not every day is sunshine and rainbow's, he genuinely enjoys showing up to work everyday. It certainly helps that he's half in love with one of his co-workers.

Hi! I’m halfway through posting new latest GO story, I hope you enjoy it!

been holding to this doodle for a while now

Time for somebody to leak the original S3 scripts for us. We deserve it.

Crowley has just pulled off the magnum opus of his career as a thief: stealing the Royal Crown Jewels. Now all he had to do was hide away from pursuing guards long enough to find passage on a ship to get him out of the country. Thankfully, in his escape he stumbles upon a suitable hideaway spot in a strange, seemingly abandoned tower in the forest. Once in the tower, Crowley ends up with more than he bargained for. Much more than he bargained for.

A GO Tangled AU

This fic is complete, will be updating 1-2 times per week.

Ultimately, I trust David Tennant and Michael Sheen to have no problem fitting 8 hours worth of longing and smoldering and pining and yelling and passion and love into 90 minutes, with time left over to save the world again. Not a doubt in my mind.