"If The Hargreeves Had Phones Every Season Would End In Two Episodes!" Babe If There Were Cell Phones

The silliest of individuals, the most loser of them all

They’re incapable of sleeping normally I reckon

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OMG ITS MY LITTLE SCRIMBLO BLIMBO. THE LITTLE GUY THAT I LOVE VERY MUCH :DDDDD

Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*

Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

Wait actually.

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AAAAND lastly BNA. asdfasdf Given how little art I posted it’s funny how much there was lying around. xD

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"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

i miss when plance shippers used to actually exist

new story quest pretty good