"He's One Of The Hottest Players In The League" -sportsnet Announcers

don't worry guys, i read the script. they separated 1634 so that they could have a dramatic reunion in the 3rd and score a hat trick together.

"they've unleashed him [Leclerc]" -f1 announcers

i volunteer to be the hostage, because if he gets traded i'm going to kms anyways, so it might as well be to send a message!

if mitch marner doesnt get to stay with the leafs im killing the hostage

save us 3rd period leafs, save us

the refs hate to see our beautiful stunning flawless team succeeding fr

"out of the reach of marner" why would you even want to be there then

fuck it. here’s another updated version of the idiots list

do you wanna see my wounds from being nailed to the cross or are we not chill like that yet

the only one tripping are the refs because what do you mean that was a trip

"don't allow the montreal canadiens to get any oxygen" -sportsnet announcers