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Right, this is gonna sound really fucked up — and you're all going to hate me for this — but I actually want Lloyd to die at some point in the show.

And that...is because of these two:

Give me a dumb scene about Kai and Garmadon yelling at each other because of each other's grief and eventually having this moment of clarity where they realize that Lloyd wouldn't want them to do this and all that shit. Give me Kai spitting out "he was my brother" and Garmadon replying with an anguished "he was my son" and them connecting with one another through their grief. Give me a plot of a season that doesn't end with them bringing Lloyd back. Get Garmadon and Kai to sort out their differences throughout their shared loss or whatever. Y'all don't understand how much I need this.

Okay, so I was thinking about the fsm—and you know those fanon theories about Wu & Garmadon not actually having a mother and the fsm just created them? How about Season 3 Lloyd, before he lost the Golden Power? Since Lloyd was pretty much hinted as the next FSM in Rebooted before the Overlord sucked his powers out, don't you think Lloyd could've created a child the same way his grandfather did?

Then I thought of an AU of S3 Lloyd ACCIDENTALLY creating a kid and somehow becoming a teen dad — while still being mentally a kid himself. Idk how this could go along with the future seasons lol.

Edit : So I continued this idea here and-

It's probably gonna be just me, but does anyone else wish there could be a scene in the show where resurrected Garmadon saves Lloyd in a volcano?

This might seem like I'm a sucker-for-angst-starving for a callback to Season 1 about their relationship, and that's true. I just really want a reference in the show to when Garmadon saved little Lloyd from falling into lava fifteen seasons ago and start crying as I compare it to the scene in The Green Ninja.

And imagine current Lloyd's emotions when he realizes why this feels so familiar.

Who are the villains you saw on the poster?

Basically what if current Lloyd meets baby him. Logic is a foreign concept, you have been warned.

Lloyd to his younger self : What on Earth possessed you to get that haircut?

Younger Lloyd : What on Earth possessed you to look like this? Did you fill in your eyebrows or something?

Lloyd : uh, no—

Younger Lloyd cuts him off : and why are your eyes green anyway? Did you put contacts on because you disowned dad? Are...are you ashamed of dad?

Lloyd : .....

Younger Lloyd crosses his arms : Well?

Lloyd : I — I —

Younger Lloyd : yeah, you what?

Lloyd, literally about to break down sobbing : He disowned me!

This was funnier in my head lol.

100% convinced that this is what happens whenever some fan or reporter starts talking about Lloyd⬇

Some kid: [pointing at Lloyd] Wow! The green ninja!

Kid #2: I bet he's not scared of anything

Kai: [immediately seizing the chance to embarrass his little brother] Hey, kids. You wanna hear about the time the green ninja blew up all the light bulbs in the monastery because he saw a ball of lint that he thought was a spider?

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Random lady: [to her kid] You know, I bet the green ninja always did HIS homework

Cole: [coming up behind the lady] Actually, the green ninja is a middle school drop out. Got kicked out actually. He also ran away from his school a bunch of times. Can't do a lick of algebra. Oh! He also used to hid whenever he was supposed to be doing school work, and-

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[In an interview]

Reporter: [to Lloyd] You being the leader of such an important team must require you to maintain a high level of maturity-

The rest of the ninja: [laughing histarically] "HiGh LeVeLs oF mAtUrItY"

Jay: HA! You're talking about the same guy who once ate a bowl of sour gummy worms with chopsticks and called it dinner! [stars laughing again]

Nya: He once gave himself a black eye when he passed out and fell face first on the table at breakfast. All because he stayed up the night before playing video games

Zane: [nodding along to Nya] It was last week in fact

Trying to get back into drawing ft. Lloyd!!

Guess who's back from the dead with a new hyperfixation?

When that purple energy came out of Lloyd's hands, I suddenly thought of Garmadon's powers. I know Lloyd's is a lot lighter in color and probably from the crystals instead, but I just thought it would be cool for him to finally unlock Destruction you know? Cuz in Season 8 Harumi was trying to get Garm to unlock his by making him fight Lloyd and now she's making the son unlock his????

Ns16! EPISODE 13 Spoiler/leaks

OMG YALL IM SORRY FOR THE CAPS BUT A LEAKED CLIP WAS JUST POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND I NEED A TRANSLATION BECAUSE EVIL LLOYD JUST GOT CONFIRMED AND IVE BEEN SCREAMING NON STOP FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW SJJABXQKKXLAJSJ I CANT WAIT!!!!!!

Do you wish that garmadon didn't become evil?

I do, because first of all, this family definitely deserves to be happy without a baby snake's venom screwing it over — but then again, Garm not being evil would take so much away from the show and make it boring without the whole "doomed to fight your own son" thing so I guess...

It was right making him evil.

BUT SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY HIS HAPPINESSES PLS😭