This Is A Doodle Of Nothing In Particular But I Quite Like It So Uh. Here

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

my alarm just scared the living shit out of me. image JUST waking up, you're half asleep and you wiggle under the covers moving your hand around the bed and under your pillows trying to find your phone and the first thing you hear is

"YAAAAAAY"

"MR BONZO'S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU"

over and over again until you find your phone. currently shaking and sobbing and i WILL be thinking about this for the rest of the day.

literally my favourite thing about lena kelley that keeps being proven again and again as the series continues: she does not give a fuck and is just doing her job. no morals. no plans. no personality. go girl, give us less than nothing. cannot find it within me to believe she's the big bad when she's literally an empty shell of a person repeating someone else's lines back at the person she used to be. she is nothing. she's everything to me.

I watched Spider-man: Homecoming with my parents last night and went absolutely FERAL over the Vulture guy-

stinky man

In lieu of the tiktok ban, I guess it's time to post a bunch on here 😔😔 starting with anatomy practice

5'9"-ish here too! Bully!

@ocean-lilypad @patheticwetratman @dragonboything @artistically-confusd @frangles-funnytime

@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know

i’m 4’11

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

COTBG/SARKIC ARTICLE RECS

These are in numerical and alphabetical order

SCPs:

SCP-217

SCP-610

SCP-2075

SCP-2095

SCP-2133

SCP–2191

SCP-2309

SCP-2408

SCP-2480

SCP 2510

SCP-2815

SCP-2833

SCP–2834

SCP-3221

SCP-3911

SCP-3989

SCP-4036

SCP-4273

SCP-5001

SCP-5480

SCP-5555

SCP-6217

SCP-6500

Tales:

A Baptism of Fire

And the Fact it Rains

Anthropological Sarkic Case Studies:

–01 – Vasna of Sarvi

-02 – Divosi of Prague

–03 – Darkwater Lodge

–04 – House Kurinuka

Are We Gentrified Yet?

Bumaro and Ion sat at a table

But Thou Shalt Not Despair

Ela

Et Ecce Equus Pallidus

Et Sanabitur Anima Mea

Ever Only All

Implanting God

Karcist Halyna Ieva, or the Mother Who Demands Ones Toes

Killing in the Name of

Lord Goran

Of Lovataar and the Throne

Of Orok and the Ozirmok

PP-NEU-0127 - "AncestRecall"

Nadox and the Mekhanite

Poisoned Honey

Sfyri Kai Amoni

Sic Semper Tyrannis

So the Beasts Shall Plague the Lands No More

The Battle of Baikal

The First Occult Flame War

The Heresy of Disassembly

The Man Machine

Too Slow

Tuae

TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal

Unbearable Hope

Variations on a Schema

Bonus

Capacitor

Why We Don't Celebrate Birthdays

i think this is worse than the mr bonzo coquette edits