Mysticmemos

Oh you like that band? Name three songs. Oh you can't?? (Wait you can? I don't care, take it off poser). Yeah take it off. We're gonna have nasty gay sex while we listen to it and then you can put it back on.

Remember these guys? I had the whole collection back in 538 Million BC 💜🦑

I made this to show someone on mastodon but I think it really belongs here

this lobster is cool as fuck

me: *makes a post about satanism or demonolatry*

every fucking blasphemy porn blog in a 72 mile radius:

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable