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kiss roulette

inspired by the infamous "i want the k" meme by deactivated tumblr user tastcful. send 🎲 to generate a kiss! potential suggestive/nsf.w themes may appear

A kiss on the cheek

A kiss on the nose

A kiss on the forehead

A kiss to the top of the head

A firm kiss

A gentle peck

A romantic kiss

A platonic kiss

A kiss to the eyelid

A kiss along the jawline

A kiss to the neck

A kiss along the collar bone

A kiss on the chest

A kiss to the stomach

A kiss along the hips

A kiss in the rain

An upside-down "Spider-Man" kiss

A kiss while laughing

A kiss underwater

A rough kiss

WILDCARD! Dealer's choice :)

A french kiss/kiss with tongue

A kiss influenced by alcohol/other substances

A sleepy kiss

A kiss that's an accident

A kiss while one or both parties are crying

A kiss in greeting

A kiss in parting

A kiss to the back of the hand

A kiss to the palm of the hand

A kiss to the inner thigh

A kiss while someone watches

A kiss to a scar, birthmark, injury, or other marking

A kiss after a bite

A kiss against a wall

A kiss to the shoulder

A kiss to the back of the neck

A kiss while one party is carried

A tentative kiss

An impulsive kiss

A kiss out of spite

A clumsy kiss

A bloody kiss

Why you in my head?

why is it the minute anyone realizes they're pansexual their gender just kinda

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

ALRIGHT!

YOU KNOW THAT WONDERFUL PHENOMENON OF LUIGI IN A DRESS?!?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW UTTERLY ECSTATIC I HAVE BEEN TO WATCH IT UNFOLD IN ANY SITUATION WITH MANY ITERATIONS AND AAAAALL THE STYLES AND COLORS PEOPLE HAVE IMAGINED?!?!?!

LIKE-

I HAVE SEEN AND READ THIS GREEN BEAN WEARING WHITES, CREAMS, BROWNS, GREENS, PINK, PATTERNS, AND ACCESSORIES THAT HONESTLY ARE ADORABLE AND FITTING FOR THIS SWEETHEART!!!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! HE DOES THIS FOR MANY SITUATIONS- LIKE GOING TO A BALL, DISPLAYING WENDYS HARD WORK AS AN ASPIRING DESIGNER, BEING A NURSE, FILLING IN AS AN ‘ACTRESS’, DOING A BAIT-AND-SWITCH WITH BOWSER AS PEACH, ON VACATION, AND EVEN WHILE GETTING MARRIED (and DEAR GOSH THE WEDDING DRESSES)!

AND EVEN IF BOWUIGI IS NOT YOU THING- THE REACTIONS FROM BOWSER ARE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO SEE WITH EVERY COMIC AND FIC I’VE SCOURED FOR JUST TO SEE THAT!

AND LUIGI?!? I LOVE SEEING HIM EITHER BEING VERY COMFORTABLE IN HIS OWN SKIN WHILE WEARING A DRESS OR BEING NERVOUS ABOUT BOWSER’S REACTION THEN GETTING SHOCKED AND PLEASANTLY SURPRISED AS THE KOOPA KING GOES BRAIN MUSH AT THE SIGHT OF HIM (AS IT SHOULD BE)!

I JUST- I love this- ALL of it!

Maybe you just need to listen to the amazing devil at a volume that will give you hearing loss and then you'll rediscover the will to live

there’s a new polish operator in mw3 (swagger), u seen him yet? 👀

He’s got that Polish boy swagger

Check out my profile on Wattpad, I'm MysteryGlitchYT https://www.wattpad.com/MysteryGlitchYT?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_profile Any Pronouns Agender Pansexual Mother: @Abbeyinnt You can ask me about anything! :)

Don’t forget kids.

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

i love you all