Watching Tumblr Blow Up About Hermitcraft And Other Minecraft YouTube Series Is Honestly So Entertaining

Happy Birthday to the Mystery Twins!!!!

Gravity Falls was one of my earliest hypfixations and literally changed my brain chemistry.

So here’s to the duo of all time Mabel and Dipper

Happy birthday you two 🎉

There is truly nothing like scrolling through tumblr sitting in the living room surrounded by your family yelling about football.

Truly the best thanksgiving experience.

It’s like a game of Russian roulette except instead of bullets it’s people asking you what you’re looking at.

And brother it’s a giant family gathering during election year so fire away

Pyramid Steve human form

Aka a better look at my prev post

Stab a politician day!!!!

Happy Ace Week my friends!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

Brief episode notes

Oh Trever Herbert I missed you so, your voice is less energetic so I’m sad but still nice to see you

Oh so there’s another group that does similar things hmmm

Not the forced diversity photo shoot

Dude Gwen wasn’t kidding about wanting Lena’s job hot dam

Sam’s trauma speed run lets goooooo

Yeah this isn’t suspicious at all bunch of children with no real supervision hmmm

Dude this guy has the weird bone movement like that guy in the first episode

Huh is this a Jonah variant but instead of replacing eyes he is doing a weird mix of the circus and flesh and it just taking handfuls of skin

But also Sam could it be that they rejected you to protect you

Oh damn this is just like Georgie in a way especially with the skulls

Ha dude just Dropped

Gotta love the 21st night of September and being out of touch on a Thursday

Ok I’ve been a little busy but wanted to get this out so here’s the basic line up and a small rundown of the characters

It’s going to be under the cut because man this list is crazy long

Jon- Jack Skellington

This is kinda obvious they are both the MC’s of their own story. But more than that, they both have that untapped curiosity and need to know. I mean Jaco had a whole lab set up in the movie. It could also tie back to Jon with his whole “unrelating need for knowledge and distain for boredom” that he talked about having as a child. In this AU I imagine he didn’t grow out of it quite as much as he did in TMA. Although I would still argue that he doesn’t like being bored in TMA I mean while he’s supposed to be “lying low” he still goes out several times to interview people. He also still has some eye magic things like forcing people to tell him things and going all ceaseless watch. But it’s more magic than fear god and I think eyes are a pretty Halloweeny thing.

Martin- Sally

Listen I’m a Jmart girly all the way and I think he fits her storyline so well. He has her cleverness and ingenuity and I can so see him brewing up different poison soups, it’s just like tea. I can’t remember if it’s a cannon or fannon fact that he knits but I think that goes nicely with the whole seamstress thing sally has. I can’t also see him using the detachable limbs thing a lot more to his advantage. Also I think that both him and Sally are mischaracterized to softer versions of themselves and are way more devious than people first think. I would also change his background a bit so his mom is Doctor Finkelstein, but like she is mad at him for his help but still needs it. It’s complicated and I’ll got over it more in her section. But Martin is a complicated guy with his fair share of mommy issues but a good hear and is way smarter than people give him credit for.

Sasha- The Mayor

Sasha has a lot of big changes to her story. First off she is a very competent mayor working more with Jon kinda like a business partner than blind follower. She runs all of the day to day events and basics of running the town. She does all the business and Jon does Halloween essentially. She likes her job and is very good at what she does, and unlike the NMBC mayor she is pretty much the leader of Halloween town. Sasha’s other face the one she flips to is actually Not-Sasha. She looks and acts completely different but everyone still treats her like the same person. It’s a running gag that Non-Sasha looks a little different every time Sasha flips between faces but nobody ever says anything

Daisy- Zero

Yes I know I’m jumping out of order but it will make sense soon. Daisy and Zero was one part actually story stuff and other parts i thought it would be funny. In terms of story she acts like her season 4 self. She’s Jon’s best friend ever since he he found her as a wandering sprit, vicious and more wolf than woman. Think season 5 daisy but if Jon was actually able to save her. Alongside the help of Daisy’s old partner Jon used whatever Halloween magic he has to pull Daisy’s humanity back to the surface. Im thinking they got stuck in the coffin again, I think that would be pretty funny and very fitting. Anyway Daisy is a werewolf shapeshifting spirit, think of her wolf form as a more muscular Zero. Her nose glows in her human form too :). She’s essentially who Jon confides in and calls him and idiot but then tries to help. She has more of a role than Zero did in the film since she can speak. Daisy was also not very impressed at being the one to lead the sleigh but she did it anyway because Jon’s her best friend and she loves him.

Ok so Tim, Melanie and Basira are going to be grouped together because they are the trick or treaters.

In this case the story was changed a lot so the. Characters were picked not really for personality or relations. But more for continuity so they are all more or less themselves just kinda in Halloween town

Tim- Lock

Tim looks good in Red let’s be for real. He would also make the “devilish good looks” jokes you know he would

Melanie- Shock

Melanie gives off the vibes of someone who would dabble in Wicca, like she definitely owns tarot cards. And besides “ the blind witch” is metal as hell and I think she would appreciate it.

Basira- Barrel

I’m not sure what exactly Barrel is but the bones thing he has going on creates a nice tie back to Jack. Which in turn creates a connection between Jon and Basira which could tie back to the two of them saving Daisy. Basira also sees things for what they are, a sort of “bare bones” logic if you would.

Anyway so the reason the 3 of them are listed together is because in this AU they do still work for Oogie Boogie but it’s not consensual. They are all tied to him via a contract and are forced to do his bidding. Tho they often half ass it as a way to get back at him. Melanie is the one to figure out how to leave and that’s when she blinds herself to get out. I’ll go over the implications of this and what it does later in another post.

On to the villain: if you think the whole contract thing sounded familiar you’d be right

Elias Bouchard- Oogie Boogie

He’s mean he’s green, and Elias would love having a gambling aesthetic let’s not kid ourselves. Elias is also the main character villain of TMA and I think it’s fitting that he also gets the main villain role here as well. I imagine his lair to be less giant roulette table and more bureaucratic mansion. Essentially he built his own Magnus institute in the outskirts of town and people can come and test their luck. More of a poker style table than a role of the dice. He acts all fair but instead of eating people he traps their souls in contracts. He is also made of eyeballs instead of bugs and the ones in his head are called Jonah Magnus.

Peter Lukas- Santa

Yes yes I know what this implies but it’s funny. Also I didn’t know any TMA character that would properly fit this role so why not give it to the guy who probably looks like him. I also think Christmas is partially a conduit of The Lonely. I mean what’s lonelier than spending Christmas by yourself. I don’t even celebrate Christmas and I do feel a little left out sometimes hearing how everyone gets together with the their family and I’m not. What I’m trying to say is Christmas makes a lot of people lonely and I can see the Lukas’ taking advantage of that. It’s also really funny to imagine an Oogie Santa divorce going on. Like I’ll give them more scenes because I can imagine the tension and it’s so funny.

Others 

Martin’s mother- Doctor Finkelstein

This one is more due to character circumstances but I think it’s a very complex dynamic. We know from TMA that Martin’s mother hated the fact that he had to take care of her and I wanted to play on that here. In this world she made Martin this the help of a lab assistant who then ran off after an accident leaving her sick and mostly alone ( yes I know sally has a different backstory in long live the pumpkin queen but I haven’t read the book so I’m sticking with just the movie cannon and my own thoughts). She needs Martins help with taking care of herself mostly but she hates him for it. Yelling and belittling him. But she also knows that without him she will probably die so she holds on to Martin tight. Getting mad when he runs off, guilt tripping him into coming back. She eventually does make a new assistant but Martin cuts off all contact with her. He makes a choice for himself and stands up to her and leaves.

Georgie- human?

Georgie was literally the hardest character to come up with because there is no good character to match her with that is majorly important to the plot but Georgie is a big character in TMA so she had to be here. So I came up with the idea of her being human paranormal investigator ( like in TMA except her podcast is her going out to explore places) and winding up in Halloween town. There is a side plot where she meets up with Melanie and helps her escape Elias’ contract. She has no fear due to the transference between worlds and as such is welcomed into Halloween Town. Although she finds herself starting to change and she isn’t sure if she’s still completely human.

All the other denizens are background TMA characters, or other holiday rulers like Nikola as the Easter bunny ( that one wasn’t a mistake capturing her, Tim just wanted a bit of revenge because she stole his brother. Danny isn’t dead just an egg painter now.) I’ll assign more people later

Since it’s getting into the holiday season I’m thinking about my Nightmare Before Christmas TMA au.

I’ve got nothing but a head full of ideas and I don’t know if anybody want to hear about it

But it’s going to be in the back of my mind for most of December

Do I have finals I should be studying for

Yes

Am I instead watching multiple POVs of the Wild Life series finale

Also yes

But man what a finale I had to watch like 3 people before I found out who won. But even then it’s was absolutely insane.

This whole season was peak

Ok I’m back I’m walking in a rainstorm but it’s fine

Damn this guy was cleaning up some crazy stuff how do you melt a tooth???

No dude lighters are bad news

Damn avatars in this universe got it together they made an effective food source

That’s not a mannequin my friend

Yeah dude don’t be curious that’s the motto here

Oh the dreams looks like the people here can’t escape those either

I wonder if a web or web variant runs the hilltop center

But at the same time this guy is going o. About stones and it sounds like he’s speaking in rocks so it might be a buried equivalent. (Also damn this is some good voice acting)

She can wait- SAM you fucking idiot you will not get another chance to call her back.

Also Celia is freaking me out especially that “there it is “ the tone of voice sounds so off

And you might relsease another one

Celia why do you sound so unbothered by the gasps(I know why I bet she heard a lot of that in the apocalypse)

WHAT IS IT damn I wish I had eyes

Is it that weird tree thing wtf is it

Almost that is not an answer

Sam this is not the time for a breakdown

Is Sam’s headache related to the object somehow

Also Sam you’re in a rusty quill product you don’t get to know what’s going on

OH WHAT THE FUCK it’s a tear in the universe

Celia you sound like a mad scientist I bet she was a chemistry major all this sounds of balancing makes me think of chemistry.

Also Sam’s totally a sacrifice isn’t he, Celia is going to shove him in the rift to try and take her place

Celia avatar of the web I was not expecting that

What is stopping her 

Oh shit oh shit oh shit that’s the stranger

What The FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON?????!!!! Her voice is tape recorder. Oh shit this is the TMA Celia the fearless one that’s fucking Georgy

Did the archivist say it is time??? What happened to them What is going on?????

oh Alice good luck what ever you are going to find isn’t going to be pretty. What the fuck oh shit it’s the stone statement guy from earlier. We are the Hilltop what??????

Oh Gwen you are so unbelievably fucked but good for you day drinking.

GWEN!!! You don’t even know what the job does!!!! And you still fucking blackmailed your way into it. You are so screwed girl

Oh the glitched phone sounds that is so cool, looks like the connections breaking

What the fuck is that noise

Sam’s fucking gone

Yeah gone in the multiverse man

Dude what a fucking season 1

Honestly what a fucking episode it really did a good job of wrapping up the season. I’m honestly excited for what comes next. (Still no Annabelle cameo so :( but a girl can dream)