[ii Movie Spoilers Ahead] Pt. 2 (because Tumblr Hates Me)

THE SILLIES

one day they'll have their glory back

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I’ve seen some people confused about the vacation line from MePhone and admittedly, I’m a lil confused about it as well, but I’ll just go outright and give a probably shit explanation

mephone’s arc in the 3 season wasn’t prominent in II15 presumably because the vacation line hinted at the fact that he was GOING to run away during II16 since the show is finally ending

that or I’m just too dumb to make reasonable thought processes

Me : huh wow endless mode has some pretty cool stuff doesn’t it, i found painter’s containment room before door 10 what luck!

also me: doesn’t pick up his STUPID DOCUMENT.

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

Stupid.

found this absolute gem eariler

hello waves hi waves hello waves hi hi gets hit by a car and dies

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Knife def punched this popcorn man

whenever you ask people why they think mephone4 is canonically a child you'll always get two responses:

a: they believe cobs' words despite the fact that he is an known abuser and is not afraid to dehumanize others. cobs infantilizing mephone4 is essentially cobs putting the blame on mephone4 for all the pain he caused to the guy. believing that cobs is saying the truth when it comes to mephone4's age is quite literally missing the point about how terrible is Cobs and putting aside the fact that he has broken mephone4. infantilization is a very common thing abusers do. Genuinely why are you guys believing an abuser who is as well a war criminal that stole literal baby eggs

b: they put the blame on mephone4's lack of skills/knowledge on certain areas. WHEN THAT LACK OF KNOWLEDGE WAS CAUSED BECAUSE OF COBS' ABUSE.

Yeah

more to add to this post

Apple is 20 COMPARED TO MARSHMALLOW

Nickel is 15 while Baseball is 21

and the only reasonable ones are above 23 or more

WHO THE HELL

i checked a wiki on the ages of II characters and im SO GLAD these are explicitly not canon cause

WHAT I THOUGHT WE STOPPED INFANTILIZING SUITCASE AND TACO BEING 16?!?!?

OH AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS

AND THE WIKI SAYS TEST TUBE IS 18 AND FAN IS 20

WHO ESTIMATED THIS