Should’ve Been Canon

[ii movie spoilers ahead] pt. 1 (because tumblr hates me)

this took like 5 hours please clap. I'll post part 2 either later today or tomorrow.

✨ SLAY QUEEN SLAY ✨

and the winner of inanimate insanity issss.....SUITCASE

Moon Waltz

ii name realization

Steve cobs actually has a name, Steve,

His name isn't corn cob, while the contestants are just called what they are,

What if in the actual real world that mephone4 has avoided objects actually have names, like in hfjONE, but sense mephone has only ever known cobs or just couldn't think of names, they just got called what they are?

Imagine being an ii contestant finally entering the real world, and everyone is very weirded out that you do the equivalent of introducing yourself as "human person" or "homosapien guy" instead of saying an actual name,

To a contestant it's a weird situation of realizing you're missing several key traits of being a person, like a name, a background, a childhood, as far as the government is concerned you don't even exist,

While to regular objects, these strange almost but not quite people are going around functioning on logic regular people just can't, flaming paintbrushes, psychic candles and spoons, healing from things like broken limbs in just a day cause any longer is inconvenient, (looking at you knife) falling from hights that should kill someone and being fine, summoning teacups from literally nowhere for comedic effect mid conversation, (looking at you taco) doing things a regular person can't, they don't have names, they don't have actual jobs, it's genuinly like cartoon characters come to life trying to function in a real setting,

obsessed, depressed, and oppressed for this man

boy i have been SLACKING

hi max, I know it must be very overwhelming and I understand you're upset about the finale.

Please take a break if you need it, I fully support that.

Your mental health is more important than a cartoon on YouTube.

In the meantime, I hope you feel better.

thank you hit tumblr user greenheartdetox <:]♡

still working on that art piece I promised, but I found some old sketches (and I mean OLD; these were most likely made back when S2 EP14 was being majorly hyped) of MePhone

I sucked at drawing limbs back then

Dawg what is this image 💀 why Paintbrush look like that

I have no comments for this one tbh, I was on something 3 years ago

This idea was definitely taken from a meme video

A very blurry silly boy

So many dots and smudges aaa

eeww stain, also Om Nom mod idea?

I love the contrast between these characters

I really do think Beelzebub had the potential to be the most sinister of the Sins. She's the Sin of Gluttony and she encourages people to overindulge and act upon their vices (unless they're Mammon apparently) because she revels in excess, but what if there was a darker side to her?

Amongst the dregs of Hell, Bee is considered a blessing. A kind woman who will help those in need to find happiness and is always willing to lend a helping hand to the hapless nobodies. However, things are not always what they seem with her. In reality, she's a master manipulator and the biggest enabler in Hell. How she 'helps' people is by encouraging them to act upon their vices, not so subtly goading them into developing addictions. She always has a bountiful supply of products to feed into these addictions. Addictions they cannot financially support.

And who does she mainly target? Hellhounds and Imps! The lowest of the low, basically slaves! She builds a false sense of security and friendship with these poor Demons, pretending to understand what they're going through and making the friendless think they have someone who cares in this scary violent world. She preys upon the weak and vulnerable.

Due to her position and status, Bee has never had to worry about money issues. Her customer base however, they tend to reach the point where they can't support their addictions. Almost instantly, Bee will turn upon them, throwing herself a big pity parade about how betrayed she feels, threatening to cut off her customer. Unable to turn away from their addictions, they will beg for another form of payment, which is exactly what Bee has been waiting for. Her 'friends' will sell their souls if it means being able to feed their addictions, which Bee happily accepts.

At that point, Bee has won. She's earned another sucker's soul, where they will join her army of slaves to produce more of her delightful products, which will inevitably be used to lure in more unsuspecting victims.

Her influence is so strong that she has customers in practically every corner of Hell, all on her payroll. All suckered in by her kind facade and promises of numbing the pain.

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Thoughts?

THESE ARE STUNNING WHATTTT

Guess who finally have Tumblr...heh.

Reposting some doohickeys from my twt account.

Bonus silly maid mepad because i can.