NOT THE 2 DAYS FOR TOILET NO

Piggy's breaking point, huh

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hey I am going to kill all of them. btw

IT WAS FORESHADOWING?? THIS ENTIRE TIME???

I really do think Beelzebub had the potential to be the most sinister of the Sins. She's the Sin of Gluttony and she encourages people to overindulge and act upon their vices (unless they're Mammon apparently) because she revels in excess, but what if there was a darker side to her?

Amongst the dregs of Hell, Bee is considered a blessing. A kind woman who will help those in need to find happiness and is always willing to lend a helping hand to the hapless nobodies. However, things are not always what they seem with her. In reality, she's a master manipulator and the biggest enabler in Hell. How she 'helps' people is by encouraging them to act upon their vices, not so subtly goading them into developing addictions. She always has a bountiful supply of products to feed into these addictions. Addictions they cannot financially support.

And who does she mainly target? Hellhounds and Imps! The lowest of the low, basically slaves! She builds a false sense of security and friendship with these poor Demons, pretending to understand what they're going through and making the friendless think they have someone who cares in this scary violent world. She preys upon the weak and vulnerable.

Due to her position and status, Bee has never had to worry about money issues. Her customer base however, they tend to reach the point where they can't support their addictions. Almost instantly, Bee will turn upon them, throwing herself a big pity parade about how betrayed she feels, threatening to cut off her customer. Unable to turn away from their addictions, they will beg for another form of payment, which is exactly what Bee has been waiting for. Her 'friends' will sell their souls if it means being able to feed their addictions, which Bee happily accepts.

At that point, Bee has won. She's earned another sucker's soul, where they will join her army of slaves to produce more of her delightful products, which will inevitably be used to lure in more unsuspecting victims.

Her influence is so strong that she has customers in practically every corner of Hell, all on her payroll. All suckered in by her kind facade and promises of numbing the pain.

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Thoughts?

do you have what it takes to take care of your virtual bulb?

SPOILIN' US AREN'T YOU ADAM (haha i love procrastination this'll definitely not keep me from addressing all my projects hahaha)

I pray for bugdatabase’s sanity since MePad is canonically dead

like forever now

like cool that knife is a ghost now, box is alive, yippee woohoo but MePad is dead guys

forever

and the cool shimmer theory everyone was hoping for didn’t come true

based box????

Coping

LMAO BRIAN YOU TEASING US ARENT YOU

AAAAaAygyujkgu

🍪MePhone4!📱

Friends. (Friends?)