Part Two Of Things I Have Done

lqg's ponytail should bristle like a cat's tail when he's flustered

sqq would still somehow remain oblivious

Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father

Is Mobei-Jun part of this as well? And if so, does he have THREE ridiculous embarrassing dads????

Tianlang Jun and Shang Qinghua somehow ended up co parenting Luo Binghe. Now Bingbun has not one but TWO ridiculous embarrassing dads (+1 Uncle Zhuzhi).

i said bloody brillant to my mother earlier because i was thinking of cunk on earth and she looked at me like i killed her dog

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

Don't ask. Just like, rb, and keep scrolling.

OK BUT THEN WHAT IF BINGHE STUCK AROUND TO MAKES SURE SHEN YUAN IS OK

the horny begins again???

I am suddenly very invested in this goodbye for the next month

🔞 part I'm cutting out from the monster fucker bingqiu fic bc I have nowhere to fit it ..

Binghe's beast form being an extremely rare demon that's almost never seen outside the abyss, and Shen Yuan has to save every bit of information he can get. In the fic Binghe goes into heat (or rut or whatever it's called, I admit I am ignorant in the ways of monsterfucking) and fucks shen yuan and they wake up the next morning with binghe cuddling shen yuan in his human form.

But alternate ending where binghe is so ashamed of what he's done while he was crazy with lust that he runs off before shen yuan can wake up. When shen yuan finally comes to, he doesn't clean up because that's important evidence for his research... instead he puts on an outer robe, makes sure the peak's lab is empty, bends over the counter, and uses his fingers to scoop the monsters cum out of his ass so he can study its composition... it would be ao humiliating for him and he'd constantly be worried someone will open the door and walk in on him... everytime his fingers touch his prostate he'd moan and shake while trying to stay standing and tell himself he's only doing this for his research....

Redhead in the Street

Reblog if you can date a trans girl

KERMIT FOR POPE

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Yes pls

fun words :

bastard

scoundrel

charlatan

harlot

rapscallion

hooligan

ruffian

swindler