Me except I use the women's bathroom most of the time or I'll get stabbed probably and I don't have the patience for that
Trans guys be like I could pee in that urinal if I wanted to
Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck
Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious
day 5!!! quick doodle only bcs im tired
basically my hc of how their first meeting went
list below, by @/oobbbear
STANLEY STOP YOUR GIVING FORD HEALTH ANXIETY
Based on a personal HC I have
WARNING RAMBELING ABOUT HC BELOW
So I HC that Ford, in an effort of searching a way to help Stanley, not only with his memory but also be emotionally prepared when his brother going trough reliving his past trauma- consul "the internet" for help.
He ends up reading a bunch of stories about Denentia and Dementia patients and how similar there were to Stans Memory Laps. And the more deep Ford dive in to the rabbit hole more and more he’s convince that Stanley at the very least showing signs he MIGHT have dementia in The future But Ford just put in "oh its the side effect of the memory gun" because the idea of his brother having dementia after reconnecting so soon just terrifies him
His intrusive thoughts keep berating him that "he has doomed his brother and is now watching him slowly slip away and there is nothing Ford can do - its all his fault"
Sometimes, that keeps him up at night
PINES! PINES! PINES!
[Image Description: Fanart of the Pines family from "Gravity Falls" in Mabel's scrapbook, decorated with stickers and glitter pens. Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. Full spread as one image is also below the cut. End ID]
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Image one: In Mabel's scrapbook, a photo of college aged Dipper and Mabel in their room is captioned, "Back in the Shack!" Dipper wears Wendy's hat, square glasses, a red plaid jacket over a gray Piedmont t-shirt, brown cargo shorts, and hiking sneakers. Mabel wears a round glasses, a handmade crochet square top, embroidered wide leg jeans, and thick-sole loafers.
Image two: Two photos in the Mystery Shack captioned, "Family Tattoos!" The twins show off their respective pine tree and shooting star tattoos, then Ford and Stan join in with their respective six-fingered hand and fez symbol tattoos.
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Cringetober day 6 !!!
Theme: unnatural eye colour :3
I rlly wish I had that shirt tbh I’d get all the ladies
someone has probably already done this but
Cringetober day 3 !!!!
Theme: Oversized prop :3
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