Me: Sad Because I’m Not Productive

In honor of the Tumblr exodus:

Supergrass - Time To Go

Merry Christmas!!!

a very stupid english teacher: the widow wore a black dress to the funeral because a black dress symbolizes mourning

the very smart student who knows better: lol the author just gave her a black dress because he felt like it. colors never symbolize anything :)

What even is a manga?

educational literature

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public

Y’all

So like, I bought this as a joke (and because it was surprisingly cheap), and totally expected it to just suck. But a nice conversation piece/excuse to never invite my parents over.

But oh, oh I was wrong.

This is the most goddamn incredible mousepad I have ever used. The wrist support, the firmness of the padding, the soft texture, the resistance and responsiveness of the mouse - it’s all perfect.

It is so much better than my one at work, and I am goddamn livid about that. I would totally swap them out, but it’s a fucking booby mousepad so I can’t.

So now I’m tortured by this ludicrously good mousepad on the computer I barely ever use, while I’m stuck using a shitty plastic mousepad for 8 hours a day at work.

this entire website could be deleted right this second and i still wouldn’t move to twitter sorry