Arthur: Why Are You So Paranoid About Mordred? He’s A Good Kid.

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

“What?! How did you dodge that?!” “Because you said the name of the attack OUT LOUD!”

Bakugo once called him a limp noodle, Shouto, not knowing exactly the connotations of that insult, finds that he agrees.

Source: unknown

Born to be a knight of Camelot forced to go to class at unholy hours of the morning

why did fiddler’s green leave the dreaming just to sit in some dude’s house and read books all day. he literally could have done that in the dreaming. we have a way bigger library than did the annoying floridian homosexual. if it’s because i’m always there bothering lucienne i could have stopped doing that. i wouldn’t have but i could’ve

Friends dogo

Arthur: You make me angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Merlin: I literally just said 6 words.

Arthur: Yet, here I am, boiling with rage.

chishiya in his hoodie psychologically scaring the fuck outta a poor stupid fool in a corner the minute a game begins

it was at this point i learned there’s like 7 million birds all named robins and i lost my goddamn mind