Mynameisnotwhatyouthinkitis - Plants And Merlin

after a few frustrating attempts i'm improving my art, nothing better than posting this morpheus i've just finished. mates go follow me on ig, tiktok and x (a.k.a twitter): @emptyranny ARRRRHGHHHH

“It’s not like that. Just friends… Bro time.”

Ochako gagged, “Ugh that’s the straightest thing I’ve ever heard you say.”

Izuku grimaced, “I know, it was hard to get out.”

Source: unknown

Arthur: What are you doing?

Gwiaine (quite drunk): that is none of your business

Arthur: yes it -

Gwaine: now let me kiss your boyfriend

Merlin (being held being arthur, also drunk): yeahhhhhh! Arthur, lemme kiss your boyfriend

Arthur (so done with his knights shit)

AU where Arthur comes back after 1,500 years and Merlin thinks Excalibur sword is very outdated at this point. It is 21st Century and unsurprisingly sword is not the best choice of weapons, magic or not.

So, Merlin creates him lots of new weapons, and soon discovers that Arthur masters everything fast and is ridiculously good at adapting everything to fight. Because if Merlin is the greatest Warlock to ever walk on earth, then Arthur is the greatest Warrior ever to exist.

So, at one point Merlin is just having SO MUCH FUN discovering Arthur’s very OP warrior skill because this man can make everything he holds a legendary weapon.

Modern Magic People being rescused: THE King Arthur is here to save us from the evil beast! look at his shining Exca..li..bur…?

Arthur, holding a ~magical and forged by Dragon’s flame~ airfryer: DO NOT DISRESPECT EXCALIBUR #2461

Arthur: what did I told you not to do?

Merlin: accuse the visiting nobles of crimes in front of the whole court

Arthur: and what did you do?

Merlin: accuse the visiting nobles of crimes in front of the whole court

Arthur: you cannot accuse visiting nobles of crimes in front of the Court Merlin!!!!!

Merlin: I wasn't wrong am I?????

Arthur: ..............

Arthur: but still!!!!!!!!

some more Nimona!

Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:

In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).

However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'

The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.

All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.

Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

Bakugo: What the hell happened to you?

Izuku, soaked and disheveled: See that open manhole that leads to the sewer?

Bakuho: Yeah?

Izuku: Well, I didn’t.