“Surely You Can’t Expect Me To Climb A 30ft Pole And Take The Already Loose Eye Out Of A Dead Man’s

Aw no diagonals or backwards? Worst crossword 0/10 /lh

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

Arthur and John BFFs forever!

this piano sucks but take a bit of the music from malevolent

canon: the very first thing John did upon gaining control of Arthur's hand was strangle someone to death with it

fandom: with this power they can... no I daren't say it... oh but I must... they can hold hands 😳🤝😳

You can’t see this but you have the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with

Seeing as it caused him to throw up, I would consider it negative food. Antifood if you will

Fun fact: Arthur hasn’t eaten since that leg in the pit.

Arthur: We are of two minds and more and more, I’m realizing, two souls, as well. There is a bleed over effect but… you are something entirely your own, John.

John: Doe.

Arthur: Yes… John Doe.

Audience: John Malevolent it is.

You ever get into a specific piece of media and when someone says they'll start watching you get excited for them?

I finished the Malevolent podcast in the span of 3, maybe 4 days because I got that invested in the what's next, the characters, the mystery... I can't say enough good things about this show.

These are early listening doodles as I explored what I wanted John might look like. As I continued the series, I wanted to push for something with a sort-of mask, but unsettlingly creepy and a touch alien. Also TEEF.

And then John kept being John with his expressiveness and I would die for him, your honor.

There's an additional sketch beneath the cut, but spoilers for season 1. :)

Completely and utterly off topic for this blog, but I’m gonna be so real with y’all- this is my only social media account, and I need to put this into the world.

To whomever saw a pizza box in the passenger seat of a car in a trader joes parking lot, unlocked the door thru the cracked open window, opened the box, picked up a slice, wolfed down most of it, then put the remnants back in the box: just take the whole slice. Nobody wants your leftovers. You sick fuck.