Stoathur.

You can’t see this but you have the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

All that’s missing is someone in the audience coughing at the end.

Congratulations on being canon

arthur, listen to me very closely. there is a mcdonald’s on this block to your left. walk up to it. good. now arthur, go in and order the 6 piece chicken nuggets. good, arthur. your order number is 11 arthur. yes arthur this is helping us. the king in yellow arthur

Pspspsps

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Prompt list coming soon!

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HOW YOUNG AND INNOCENT WE WERE

So when “miles to go before I sleep” was first mentioned, I recognized it immediately. Had no idea just how important that reference would become.

Spoilers through Part 26: Bedrock.

YES i am ready to be destroyed emotionally

Cold? ✅

In the dark? ✅

Not requiring mental stability until monday? ✅ ✅

Completely and utterly off topic for this blog, but I’m gonna be so real with y’all- this is my only social media account, and I need to put this into the world.

To whomever saw a pizza box in the passenger seat of a car in a trader joes parking lot, unlocked the door thru the cracked open window, opened the box, picked up a slice, wolfed down most of it, then put the remnants back in the box: just take the whole slice. Nobody wants your leftovers. You sick fuck.