A Partial List Of Bad Things Dio Did

A partial list of bad things Dio did

Pre-Vampire

Poisoned his father

Kicked a dog

Put a dog in a trash incinerator

Used excessive force while playing rugby

Cheated at boxing

Stole Jonathan’s girlfriend’s first kiss

Had better table manners than Jonathan in an attempt to inherit the Joestar fortune

Tried to poison his adopted father

Turned a vagrant into a murderous undead entity, then allowed him to crumble into dust

Post-Vampire

Ripped off a policeman’s face

Murdered his adopted father

Burned down his adopted father’s house

Turned the drug dealer he bought the poison from into a vampire

Turned Jack the Ripper into a vampire

Attached a man’s head to a dog

Ate so many people he lost count

Turned a bunch of medieval knight corpses into zombies

Smashed a monk

Gave another monk acute gerontophobia

Ruined Jonathan’s honeymoon by bringing a zombie army on board a cruise ship

Murdered Jonathan with eye lasers, severed his head, and sewed his own head on the body to make it his own

Had two coffins on the cruise ship for some reason

Vampire in the 80’s

Made Avdol have gay thoughts

Posed sensually whenever Joseph used Hermit Purple to take a psychograph of him

Hired dozens of assassins to murder his great great grandnephew and his friends

Used his hair to possess two hot-blooded teenagers

He is still eating people during this time

Exploded an old lady

Forced a senator to commit vehicular homicide

Cut his own henchman into hundreds of cubes

Dropped a steamroller on his great great grandnephew

Punched a Japanese high-schooler through the stomach

Sucked his grandnephew’s blood and left him for dead

Things we find out Dio did well after he exploded from being punched really hard in the knee

Used Jonathan’s body to sire children the world over and then never called the moms

Stabbed people with an arrow to see if they’d develop stands

Transformed a father of two into an immortal, inhuman abomination

Seduced a Catholic priest

Laid in bed naked with a Catholic priest while discussing existential nihilist philosophy

Gave Catholic priest a knucklebone from his original body so that it could someday turn into an alien baby with strange powers I don’t quite get this one

Here is a picture of a single atom

Zoomed in even further

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mylifeburns

7 years ago

Love these ladies– and this show!

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mylifeburns

7 years ago

Docomo’s new JOJO phone’s got an mp3 player with Jojo themed buttons and graphics, but the best part is when you stop a track, Star Platinum The Word appears

Resume track? Za Warudo.

and when you skip back,

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mylifeburns

7 years ago

Tuesday Tips - Pelvis Tilt Whenever I approach a standing pose (drawing from life or from imagination), I’m always on the lookout for weight distribution. It may be very hard to notice, but most standing poses apply most of the body weight on one leg, and using the other one mostly for balance. It creates a slight “pelvis tilt” that informs the rest of the posing. It usually means that the shoulders are tilted as well in the opposite way. Same with the eye line. It forms a rhythm of angles that brings appeal and movement to the pose. On top of it, it showcases the iliac crest ( part of the pelvis sticking out close to the skin). Use this to bring structure and appeal to the simplest standing pose. #tuesdaytips #100tuesdaytips #grizandnorm #pelvistilt #drawingtips #arttutorial

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mylifeburns

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