Today’s adventure
this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button
Macgyver + Die Hard
Friends: It’s 3am what the fuck are you doing up.
Me: FaNFIc tImE
“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
singing ‘Ayo…’
Get you a man who looks at you like Steve Mcgarrett looks at Danny Williams.
Get you a man who hugs you like Steve Mcgarrett hugs Danny Williams
Get you a man who indulges all your silly antics like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams
Get you a man who loves your family as much as you do like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams
Get you a man who is there for you during the good and bad times like Steve Mcgarrett is for Danny Williams
Get you a man who snuggles with you like Steve Mcgarrett snuggles with Danny Williams
Get you a man who will trust and hold on to your words like an anchor when he’s dazed,hurt and confused like Steve Mcgarrett does with Danny Williams
Get you a man who will drive through a wall just to get to you when you’re in danger like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams.
Get you a man who loves you like Steve Mcgarrett loves Danny Williams
Get you a man like Steve Mcgarrett who does all these because he knows you love him just as much as Danny Williams does.