Inside A Dishwasher By Slow Rider

My gender today is a whistling kettle without the heat.

My gender today is tol spooky metalhead fren. I believe this is from Metal Family...idk what that is but after scrolling through exactly one blog, I have decided I love it.

The perfect couple doesn't exi-

JKR literally wrote a manifesto against nonbinary people and trans men, and smeared autistic people while she was at it, so can y'all please stop acting like the JKR bullshit is somehow an issue unique to trans women only?

Stop acting like this isn't a community-wide issue that affects ALL trans people. Especially autistic trans people.

Our trans brothers & nonbinary siblings in the UK deserve better than this. Stop forgetting them. Stop erasing them.

My gender today is THIS picture of my cat, Wednesday.

the gender performance of dolly parton and bruce springsteen (sources: x x)

best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"

like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.

Okay so I have like 5 other tumblrs and I'm curious to see if there's any overlap for any so have my shameless plug I guess (is it a shameless plug if I don't care about followers? Dunno)

@cherub-chemurgist This is my main. I use this one to scroll through tumblr and reblog anything interesting.

@fractionalfictionalfanciful I made this one to reblog fanfic recs and masterlists to supplement my own Fanfic Masterlist

@soupisasandwich I actually made this one because my girlfriend and I get into wierd arguments all the time. (ie "Rootbeer float in a bowl, is it soup?" The answer is no)

@minecrafting-is-yunecrafting I reblog minecraft inspiration pieces and tutorials here, as well as interesting IRL architecture

@katlandyouneedtoseethis My partner doesn't have a tumblr but she's logged into mine on her phone, when I see tumblr posts I want to show her I reblog them to this and she scrolls through them every once in a while

If you follow any of these let me know! Thanks! ^^

Upon closer inspection (I found it on youtube) I have decided that I would both die and kill for Glam and his wife. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

The perfect couple doesn't exi-

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit