So Proud Of My Mother For Doing Her Own Research After I Sent Her That Meme. A Sign She Hung In Her Car

My gender today is Dick the Birthday Boy, but also simultaneously the 'Friend' next to him (right).

[Image ID: A little boy in a blue shirt with "Dick the Birthday Boy" on it standing next to a mascot of unknown species (probably a rat). On the table in front of him is a cake and a little girl sits on the table looking at the cake. End ID]

Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.

My gender today is finishing the dishes backlog...finally!

My gender today is a very colorful bird of unknown species.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

My gender today is a cat flavored uncrustable with the crimped edges removed

My gender today is a well-meaning corn creature shooing raccoons away from my cat's food.

My gender today is Hoarder season 11 episode 1, but when mary is told shes gonna get the car back.

My gender today is the hidden tumblr dash full of only blogs you follow. Yes it apparently exists.

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe