Musk Is Going To Die In A Tesla Explosion In 6 Months After Sticking His Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

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Behold.

My son.

I birthed him.

He is my little bebe.

And I love him.

You also love him.

Because he's but a little boi.

He much prefers toilet water to his water dish.

But this is okay.

Because we love him.

why is it always "you have an infestation" and "oh my god why are you covered in lesions" and never "how is the wasp's nest in your attic? is it nice? does it thrum with life and malice? does it sing that you are beautiful, that you are a home, that you can be fully consumed by what loves you?"

diversity ambiguity! the shooter of the health insurance CEO is an ivy league educated incel data scientist who advocates for mental health care

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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Sorry you thought that the money in your pocket you got from letting people die would protect you from a bullet exiting a chamber.

Welcome to America.

What do you mean this isn't how it happened.

Whenever the news talks about the Adjuster:

maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...