#water

CURRENT HIGH SCORE: 1 CEO TOP PLAYER: DDD

Makes a good Albumcover

It’s fnaf month finally!!

not reblogging the total ragebait i saw on my dash quick someone make up something else for mebto be mad at

I know murdering all of the CEOs of all the evil corporations won't solve capitalism, but I don't think it would hurt either. Maybe we should try killing a few more, just to see what happens

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

BCBS: Yeah if your surgery takes longer than our admin staff with no medical training thinks it should, you have to pay out of pocket for the anesthesia.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

BCBS: ... You know we were just joking about that anesthesia thing ha ha we would never. We love keeping our brains inside customers happy.

“the pettiness is strong with this one”

“she petti on my ness till i’m strong with this one”

“what? huh? am i having a stroke?”

“she what on my huh til i’m having a stroke”

“stop.”