Mycomars - Mars

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

"I love freaks and weirdos and strange people and people who don't conform and behave oddly because they can't mask all their symptoms and-" you guys genuinely can't even handle it when an anxious person uses a script in a conversation

HOLY FUCK‼️😱

Food Case Say from Local Droid has been turned into a marketable plushie, and he needs YOUR HELP!!! To save him, give us:

•Your mom's credit card number

•Its expiration date

•The 3 crAAAAzy numbers on the back

Hurry!!! Before it's too late!!!

Someone taped a photo of Markiplier to the FNAF poster at our theater

“nooo don’t cry ;-;”

or what? ur gonna sit behind ur screen and tell me what to do???? or are you gonna pull up and hug me and comfort me???? r u gonna make me a hot chocolate and watch tmnt with me on my couch until i fall asleep with my head on ur shoulder???? r u gonna carry me into my bed and tuck me in and join me for the night??? r u gonna be there the next morning to make sure i eat breakfast and take my meds???? or r u just gonna dm me and pathetically ignore me the next day????

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!