Me @ Me

Me, listening to mildly haunting folk music in the woods as the crows watch me get in my feeling at 8am

Me: :(

This lil man:

Me: :)

genie: and for your third wish?

me [sitting next to my two weed smoking girlfriends]: take a wild fucking guess

Why must I live in this capitalist hellscape when I COULD have been a Tardigrade?

Google photos messes up dates sometimes so now I have a rat from the year 5720 and a toad from the year 601

Took me so long to realise that the aesthetic of my partner could be literally whatever the fuck they want it does not effect me

you guys are the real heroes

Frogs with hats