Can’t Talk Rn I’m Doing Hot Girl Shit

Me: :(

This lil man:

Me: :)

No Gender.

Only Dirt.

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Me every single week

Help the evil scientist who strapped me to the dissection table is definitely fruity and frustratingly attractive

Do what makes you happy. Find a rock. Paint it. Name it. Wash it and put it in your mouth. Put hats on it. Lovely.

you know. kinda cringe that we live in a society where the primary acceptable reason to be single is to sell your soul to capitalism. the easiest response to "why aren't you dating anyone?" is "oh, i'm focusing on my career at the moment." man i don't want to focus on my career. i want to live a life where i make enough money to not make work my life and then go home to focus on personal pursuits that aren't dating people or having kids

they’re just vibing!!!!!!!!!

Yaknow in video games where sometimes using a spell or consuming an item will damage your health so you have to drink a health potion afterwards? That's what I pretend is happening when I drink caffeine then just chug Gatorade