Cypher falls asleep in random places all the time. He doesn’t mean to, it’s a result of like, never sleeping, but he can just be sitting on the couch tinkering away when BAM - asleep. (The other agents usually leave him alone and turn off the lights. Sometimes KJ will put a blanket over him bc god knows he needs some good rest)
Brimstone tries to use gen z phrases to relate to the younger agents but fails miserably. Once, he misinterpreted “thicc” and said it about almost everything before the context was VERY WRONG and Phoenix made him stop. (this is totally not based off my dad doing this exact same thing for months, until he called my brother thicc and we made him stop)
KJ collects coffee cups (based off her lab in the riotxarcane game)
Phoenix and Yoru have game nights, which usually ends in a LOT of arguing. The other agents place bets on who will start yelling first (it’s usually Phoenix)
When the other agents are running low on things, Cypher will buy it for them and leave it somewhere. Like a new soldering iron for KJ, new paints for Raze, etc. He never says it’s him, nor accepts any thank you’s but the others can definitely tell.
Raze’s room is painted wall to wall with art, like how Rapunzel painted the tower.
Yoru likes to tp onto the roof and just sit up there
Raze is NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER allowed to cook. She once nearly burned the place down, a job that’s supposed to be their resident fire radiant’s.
Skye keeps a garden that the other agents sometimes hang out in when they have free time
The younger agents pestered Brimstone to get a pool installed (purely for exercise purposes ofc). Everyone has been in it at least once, except Omen and Cypher. Cypher maintains that the day he gets in the pool is the day the world ends. (And that if anybody pushes him in, he’ll leak their search history)
Sage has a black cat named Moon
Omen knit a sweater for Sage and she wears it when it’s cold
Hehe airpane
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Brimstone, Sage, Sova, Breach, Viper, Killjoy, Cypher, Omen: -All pressed for time - Getting to the airport 3 hours before the actual flight - In charge of everyone's bags + Passports - Gets everyone through security - Omen stays with Viper most of the time
Jett, Neon, Raze, Pheonix, Yoru: - The [adult] children - Slept through their alarms - Not even allowed NEAR the passports - They lit forgot something I swear - Jett and Yoru brought their knives and fought with security to get them back Astra, Skye, Fade, Reyna: - Basically on their own - Trusted enough to do it themselves - They end up in charge of the [Adult] Children
Kay/O - Dismantled and Shipped over
Chamber: - Private Jett
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I think that's everyone :>
JETT IS GETTING NERFED??
THEY ARE LOVERS, YOUR HONOUR!!!
one more neonpost for tonight then im done I SWEAR i PROMMY
look at how shes eyeing the squishsquish rack
the reyna throwing slippers hc reminded me of this art by @yonakayo
would not want to be a recipient of la chancla
random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness
killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent
breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)
fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game
yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)
raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol
viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it
reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers
viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now
jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)
chamber knows how to make amazing pastries
astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored
phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them
raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords
neon still doesn't like fade's prowler
brimstone is a bbq master
sova has joint pain like every archer in existence
sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE
she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao
sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ
kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy
i love the superpowers in valorant you have the basic elements like fire, air, electricity, Green Orb (?) , Purple Soul (???), the entire fucking cosmos, Eldritch Monsters (????????)
he/him || south asian || mostly reblogging valorant content and other fun stuff I find
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