Tiny Kitty That Can Be Made With 2 Pipe Cleaners. If You Care. If You Even Care.

he’s asking the real questions

we asked girls what they think about since boys think about the roman empire, girl dinner, girl math, girl logic, let me explain world events to girls using shopping and boys as metaphors, not wearing makeup makes u a pick me, being butch somehow also makes u a pick me, so does being fat or ugly, hot girls read, hey if ur struggling financially or ur almost 18 and dont know what to do with ur life let me tell u how much money i made as a stripper doesnt that sound so much more fun than an office job, preventative botox, chemical peels that burn off the first three layers of ur skin, teen girls with 20 step skincare routines, a day in my life as a stay at home girlfriend, bimbocore, and this is all feminist actually do u want to kill urself yet

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "macrodata refinement” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw some scary numbers back there

my buddy pacing the severed floor: mr. milchik is lying to us

#jokes on you dana, he actually loves her

MYTHIC QUEST (2020-)

Me and my three best friends all converging in the same intersection at 60 miles per hour to play our favourite game car crash together

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season