Poland Just Made It Legal To Torture Women.

“destiel, but every time they come back to each other africa by toto starts playing” (x)

vampires aren’t cool they’re just relatable: old tired stubborn, never go outside, self-isolates, poor diet, horrendous sleep schedule, constant squinting, refusal to change, could easily do something w/ their lives but refrain on principle, spend most of their time locked in a dark box

I just accidentally sang ‘to be a marching band’ instead of ‘to see’... if I can’t see the black parade I will join it.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens

people on tumblr tend to be pretty good about the whole “you should pay artists thing” but i just want to put out there: that includes fibre artists

i can’t count the number of times i’ve been knitting or embroidering something and someone is like “oh can you make me one?” and then they get offended when i tell them they’d have to pay me.

real talk: nice yarn/wool is expensive. sewing machines are expensive. for every handmade skirt or stuffed animal you see online there are at least a half-dozen prototypes in the creator’s closet that can’t be sold.

and that’s not even getting into the time spent on these projects. i have some things i’ve probably spent in excess of 100 hours on. i can’t even fathom making a living wage knitting stuff, because nobody would ever pay that much.

tl:dr; fibre artists deserve to be paid for their time and skill just like visual artists and if you can “buy something just like that at walmart for $5″ please just do that and stop wasting our time

Ok but like have you ever tried to summarize musicals to people who don’t know theatre?

“So yeah it’s about these Mormon dudes and they go to Uganda but they meet people that say ‘fuck you, god!’ On the daily so they have to convert them all”- Book Of Mormon

“Ah yep it’s about a puppet that just got out of school and he’s looking for a place to live so he finds an appartement and meets this substitute teacher and they have graphic sex”-Avenue Q

“This one’s about a sad high schooler and his stoner friend and the main guy takes this pill-computer thing that goes in his head and controls him, and the pill’s only weakness is Mountain Dew”-Be More Chill

“Yeah it’s King Henry IIX’s wives and they have a concert competition to see who suffered the worst”-Six

“It’s about a man who leaves his wife for his lover, meanwhile the wife says ‘my son is psychotic’ and finds him the ex husband’s psychiatrist and then the ex wife and the psychiatrist get married. The lover suffers from aids and dies.” -Falsettos

“So it’s about a normal office guy who just wants to live his life but then a meteor destroys the local theatre playing Mama Mia, which causes a city-wide catastrophe.” -The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

“This guy composes children’s music and has a weird brain thing and so he has to get fluid drained from his skull. His boyfriend is not concerned whatsoever but then he is. The guy’s dad bet the family fortune on horse racing (which isn’t relevant really, but anyways) This homeless lady takes his books and tries to sell them while he’s in the hospital.”- A New Brain

“Oh it’s just about a guy who hates Shakespeare”-Something Rotten!

“Yeah some news harking boys who can dance and sing good are real sad because they get paid no money and their boss went ‘you don’t deserve rights!’ And they danced through the pain” -Newsies

“Aladdin but dirty and everyone tells Jafar to go fuck himself”-Twisted

“It’s a musical but it’s a podcast and it’s about a girl who lied her way through a marriage and didn’t even tell her husband her real name and so they answer the 36 questions to fall in love”-36 Questions

“Oh it’s just about a family called the Tucks who drink some magic water from a spring and lived for 106 years. One of the Tucks drank it at 17 and stayed the same. Then, this girl comes and almost drinks it. She’s like 11, but the ‘17’ year old wants her to drink the water from the spring when she’s 17 so the 17 year old guy can marry her.” -Tuck Everlasting

“Based on an award-winning movie, this musical is about an insane man who makes candy and invites 6 kids to go to the factory and slowly kills them off, until the victor remains.” -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“Depressed and anxious boy pretends to be friends with a dead boy to get close to his sister.”-Dear Evan Hansen

personally i don’t think we talk abt the fact that charlie is storing a pen in the collar of his shirt while also writing with a pencil enough in this fandom.

Guess which dumb fuck is making alignment chart memes about his friends?

it's me. I'm the dumb fuck :)

Girls don’t want boys girls want a happier dead poets society ending