This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years. 

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

HAPPY CHANUKAH EVERYBODY 🕎✡️!!!! FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS!!!!! SEVIVON TO PLAY WITH AND LATKES TO EAT!!!!

T-that’s what we’re all celebrating today, right?

too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

chappell roan at the grammys princess clown hat meme collection 👑💖🤡

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.