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it's crispy eve

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

oh to be an old olive tree overgrown in some ancient ruins

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please