I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

stuffing penis into the vending machine coin slot like Yessss you little slut take it. i'll have a sprite please

lord the peasants are so loud today

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

tfw you will never get to be gay on the Garfield dark ride

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please