Hey Guys I-

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

oh to be an old olive tree overgrown in some ancient ruins

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything