Sibling Asked How Ppl In Star Wars Dance To Jizz Music And I Had To Give Her An Example

2005 here we come!

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

please go outside

look at this rare snurp

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

Peace and love on the planet earth

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber