I love the paintball scene in the show, I really do. But I need to speak my truth and that is:
This scene is SO much funnier in book-verse. For real. If you haven't read it, this is one scene I wish they'd kept more of in the show.
These two idiots think they've legitimately been shot and that they are actively in the process of dying in a way that only beings that have never actually been discorporated would.
They spend literally several minutes ON THE GROUND, Crowley propped against a statue and Aziraphale literally falls on his ass into a Rhododendron bush.
Not until Crowley realizes their 'blood' is not the right color and tastes it(because of course that's what one does when they think they're bleeding out) does he consider there may be something else going on. And after which he still CRAWLS over to share this newly discovered information with Bushziraphale.
"The Modern Warfare 3 Graphics and gameplay footage we saw at SHG studios looked INCREDIBLE. Graphics very vastly improved compared to even MWII from last year" By CharlieIntel
Back on the bench
And again, and again…
Price: How did you get Moose into Shadow Company?
Graves: I was in China, came across a group of mercenaries, saw a scared Alaskan techie, and I said to myself “That’s my son” before I recruited him into Shadow Company
Price: … you kidnapped him?
Graves: I mean, if you have to get technical- Yes, I kidnapped him. But it worked out! Isn’t that right, Moose?
Moose: The Scottish soap bar asked me to bench press the Ghost. I would like to leave now
its him.
some soap content because hes my little goober. my babym the light of my life. >:3
🐺🧼Werewolf!Soap 🐺🧼
I suddenly dreamed of Werewolf!Soap during my nap today and I just need to sketch it. In my dreams he could jump so high and move so fast and of course super human. He has full control of the power, but he of course acts like a puppy attempting to be cool. His hairs are really fluffy when the power is activated.
I know Soap hates dogs but that's where the cuteness lies innit?
Hope you love this sketch! (≧∇≦)ノ
So we all know the stereotype of autistic people is that we're either nonverbal or really bad at convos, but I wish there were more representation for those of us that are hyperverbal! Don't get me wrong, this isn't all the time, but if you
-can go on for hours and hours about your special interest -the one that makes the most effort in conversations despite being the one seen as "socially awkward" -the comedic relief of the friend group -don't process anything before speaking, always honest, always speaking your mind you r so valid n i love you <3
Gaz, sitting on a stack of ten chairs behind them during the briefing, sick of these two dancing around each other
Picture without the text below 👇
Soap who constantly jokes about “Being too old for this shit.” vs Ghost who's vague about his age on purpose.
Soap who walks through the sun despite “being sensitive” to it vs Ghost hiding in the shadows.
Soap who asks fellow soldiers if he can feed from them and making them forget about it afterwards vs Ghost who only feeds from enemies he plans to kill anyways.
Soap who loves Greek food too much to be abstinent from garlic vs Ghost who tells people he's allergic.
Soap who tells people how turning into bats would be the coolest thing ever vs Ghost who makes it clear it sounds ridiculous.
Soap who almost celebrated when mirrors started to be made different and he could see himself outside of puddles and dirty windows again vs Ghost who never liked to look into a mirror anyway.
Soap who slept in a coffin for a while until he had to admit how uncomfortable it was vs Ghost who'd still do it if Price allowed him just to creep people out.
Soap who enjoys to love the people around him as long as they last vs Ghost who tries to distance himself from relationships at all costs.
Soap who hopes to keep Simon close for however long immortality lasts vs Ghost who's scared Johnny will leave him anyway.
Rest for the wicked