Yooooo

he’s saved ninjago more times than anyone can count and all he wants are some noodles

Which member of your OTP:

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold. 2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote. 3. Gets the worst road rage. 4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone. 5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip. 6. Hates the in-laws. 7. Hits the snooze button…11 times. 8. Makes the other late for work. 9. Uses the television as a babysitter. 10. Takes in the stray dog. 11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s. 12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over. 13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner. 14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments. 15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower. 16. Picks the movies. 17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort. 18. Kisses the other’s injuries better. 19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. 20. Kills the spiders. 21. Hogs the blankets. 22. Takes pranks too far. 23. Makes the dirty jokes. 24. Keeps a piggy bank. 25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast. 26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk. 27. Trips over their own feet. 28. Makes the other go for a walk. 29. Whines until they get what they want. 30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t. 31. Talks the most, says the least. 32. Talks the least, says the most.

(( should I slap down some HCs(Headcannons) about the 4 ninja boys or nah?))

Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural. 

3 more minutes guys

Cole’s dad is Lou

This is just your daily reminder that the first elemental masters were only a generation before the Ninja. That means Cole’s father is the original Master of Earth. He’s also likely wanted for treason- Earth betrayed the Elemental Masters in the Serpentine Wars. Cole’s dad is crazy.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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i’m never letting go! i’m never letting go!

[moondroid au]

I did that before it was cool

have i ever told you about the time I put Ninjago in the sims 4 because

Pixal, DMing Zane: [Bitch.]

Zane: [Blocked.]

Pixal: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something.

Zane: [Unblocked.]

Pixal: [Bitch.]