listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes
“kai would hit on a sexy lamp”
one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it
when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign
saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets
kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen
jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??
zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER
mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”
making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date
nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?
cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken
lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!
stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8
“morro made me do it”
this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be
lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it
kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it
jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it
pls go get therapy lloyd
green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge
if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in
wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out
exaggerated non swearing around lloyd
*someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us
their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible
“yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”
“yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”
“can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”
“alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”
“whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea
they copy old memes too
kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars
nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead
jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!
“the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.
“how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color
“well, we kept kai”
variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)
regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread
I know Tumblr tends to be very US-centric, but there is something happening in my country that I absolutely have to share.
Soon, Brazil will host presidential elections. These are the first elections since the impeachment of our last president Dilma Rouseff.
The leading candidate is currently Jair Bolsonaro. Bolsonaro is a man who has made racist, sexist, and homophobic claims such as, “I would rather my son die in a car accident than be gay,” and, “my sons would not date black women as they were well educated.” He even said to a woman that she was, “so ugly” that she, “didn’t even deserve to get raped.”
A few decades ago, when Brazil was under a military dictatorship, the government tortured many people for speaking out against the regime. Bolsonaro has said that, “their only mistake was not killing those people.”
A movement called Mulheres Unidas Contra Bolsonaro (Women United Against Bolsonaro) has been surfacing. The hashtag #EleNão (#NotHim) has been getting popular and gaining international attention.
Yesterday, women all over Brazil (and the world!) protested against Bolsonaro.
Here are some pictures.
aka an excuse to draw or write about your OCs wearing clothes that probably aren’t canonically plausible
Their favorite outfit
Flannel
Sleepwear
Your clothes
A sharp suit
Fashion from 50 years ago in their universe
Outfit swap
Red carpet event
Graphic tee
Pirate
Armor, or what they would wear to battle
Ugly sweater
Dressed by another OC
Fandom of your choice
High fantasy
Steampunk
Onesie
Halloween costume
Uniform of your choice
Date night
Swimsuit
Cosplay of a different character
Lingerie
Gym/workout clothes
Domestic life
Loungewear
Their current outfit
Lloyd: (politely refuses a fourth serving of Zane’s lasagna)
Zane, eyes tearing up: was it something I said
Fluffy things - done
Was Circuit’s original design that of an infant or a 4 year old? Pixal, what was your first reaction to seeing her? And Zane?
Pixal: My father designed Circuit as an infant and has been incrementally adjusting her as she ages so her body can somewhat grow.
Zane: We decided we wanted a child after most the rest of the team had already has children, so I thought I would be ready, but… I wasn’t.
Pixal: He wouldn’t hold her for the first three days!
Zane: I was afraid I was going to drop her! She’s fragile!
Pixal: *laughing* maybe we’ll tell you the whole story sometime…
(Like maybe in a one shot or something…)
Feel free to ask Circuit (and her family) any questions you may have.
Especially since Lloyd washed the pink out of his gi
Does anyone else remember Chen’s collection:
Is it ever explained how he got all that stuff? Because I’ve been wondering since this season came out, and still haven’t received a decent answer.
LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BOI
i think dr saunders is hot how abt you
absolutely, 10/10, snackiest snack to ever snack
i cant believe i forgot about that time lloyd gave water to zane, a robot who doesnt need water and cole, a ghost who will die if he comes into contact with water
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