Yes Floof You Are Adorable

ASTARION.

The natural thing we all know feels right and is in “order” the thing that we show and distort it is caotic you are subverting expectation if you sent the orderly one for Christmas you are going to have some complaints because that is caotic

Sometimes people need fixed and some can’t be fixed child predators are on this list of can’t be fixed

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

Welp....where has life taken me this year. Oh yeah TO GYATT LAND GOD DA- this is FOR THE SHTS AND GIGGLES Reaper!Sans belongs to Ren Geno!Sans belongs to Crayon Queen

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They’re entertaining.

Husk's secret weapon

I’ve seen people talking about tentacles that pump aphrodisiacs into you while you suck on them. Which is good and great and wonderful, no notes.

But how about tentacles that secrete some kind of hormone that makes you lactate? As you swallow around the thick tentacle in your mouth, you feel your tits begin to swell and slowly start to leak. A few slender tentacles curl around your nipples and spread the wetness, seeming to lap it up. And with each pump of the tentacles in your holes, your tits just grow more and more sensitive.

Just a thought.

I like this one

Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:

Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)

Hissing into the void (Miles)

Bench pressing a building (Peter B)

Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)

Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)

Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)

Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)

It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.

i am something of a scientist

buzz buzz

What is this? A crossover episode???