Death Eater: Listen Here, Pretty Boy-

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Aelin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Elide: Strong

Aedion: Weak

Rowan: An idiot

Lysandra: A coward. Use a knife

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

Linh: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Sophie : Linh- Sophie : It- it was just an ant-

Ares camper: You're a doctor, not a soldier

Will: Actually, I'm an army doctor, which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them

I'm very sorry. This is factually inaccurate. As said by @annabeth-w1se-g1rl, she actually carries 4 knives

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes

everyone make way for the prince and princess of spooky season!!!

Ghost in cabin 13: GET OUT. I WILL KILL-

Nico: Jeez, chill it's me

Ghost: Oh, did you ask him out yet?

Nico: OBVIOUSLY NOT JARED-

Ghost: GODS DAMMIT NICO

Elide: I'm sad :(

Aelin: need a hug?

Lorcan: Here *passes her some chocolate*

Manon: Who do I have to kill? Is it Lorcan? Please tell me I get to kill Lorcan