Twitter Doesn’t Disappoint

I'm taller than Neil 😭 Not by much, but still😂(I'm 5'5)

canon andrew/neil/kevin heights btw

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

fucking LOL because of the covid situation I owe our water company 3,000 pesos and our electricity bill 26 thousand pesos and I'm so so so overworked now that grandma's joined my "group of people I care about and I'm supposed to take care of".. plus our dog needed a caesarean and that's another dent in my savings. Theres nothing to eat. I'm crying fr

Intimacy 🚬

Written by Australian doctor Rachel Heap, aimed at anti-vaxxers explaining the risks of neglecting to vaccinate children

Kevin Day and Jean Moreau

neil: so why'd you get put on these drugs they don't seem like they're actually good for you

andrew: cus the court ruled my head game too crazy lol

neil: ...what?

andrew: what.

*later while sparring*

andrew: and then i told him im good at giving head and he looked at me like i said 2+2=5

renee: losing it on the floor laughing

*even later at the library*

google what does crazy head game mean

google what is "giving head"

google why would someone that hates you tell you they're good at giving blowjobs

Archons and their companions 💗

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

The past decade was full of misfortune but the next one will be full of health, love, luck and wealth. How? This is the dog that LITERALLY has it all. Look at his eyes below for 3 seconds while making your wish then Reblog to activate and receive his blessings. This post will choose to appear only in the path of a very few so don’t miss this chance. 

random iwtv memes because 👍