🌱🏛 Pt 1/?

i know i’m hardly online on here but recently i underwent a surgery that left me penniless since every little things costs a lot in this dumb country

so even tho i hate it here i am asking for help… right now i have no money left, i have bills to pay and meds to buy so if anyone could help me with even 1$ it’d mean a lot :(

i’ve seen a lot of people do this so why not: here’s pjo characters as things people have said at my school

percy: not in my carnivorous hallway

annabeth: *slides out from under desk* your opinion is invalid

grover: *hisses* DON’T TOUCH MY BUSH YOU WHORE

nico: oh my gosh stop being a doinkus and help me hide this body

will: *slams head on desk* i’m going to have a mYOCARDIAL INFARCTION 

stolls: *chants incest at the top of their lungs while chiron screams “NO STOP THAT”*

clarisse: *laughing happily* i will actually murder you in your sleep

jason: romeo, no homeo, but daaaaaaamn wherefore art thou?

piper: *clicks tongue loudly* well, if you want MY opinion…..

leo: i lost a bet and got crippled llamas tattooed on all of my toes

hazel: *god’s plan by drake starts playing* will it charleston? *starts to do the charleston* oh yeah it charlestons

frank: i use being lactose intolerant as an excuse for everything. i could murder 27 people and say “oh sorry i’m lactose intolerant” and they’d let me go

reyna: those mini chainsaws were non-refundable, too

Just another day for Clorinde

kevin being the true epitome of "ball is life" even when faced with attractive people

UNMUTE THIS. IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE | DURAGSEOK

it’s so funny that nora prices the aftg ebooks at 1-2$ as if i wouldn’t sell my firstborn to read them

See now...I know this is Armand...but in my brain I went "Ceaseless Watcher-!"

Throws another drawing of Armand looking at you like this and runs away

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

The past decade was full of misfortune but the next one will be full of health, love, luck and wealth. How? This is the dog that LITERALLY has it all. Look at his eyes below for 3 seconds while making your wish then Reblog to activate and receive his blessings. This post will choose to appear only in the path of a very few so don’t miss this chance. 

THIS IS A PRESENCE CALL!

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"Fireworks", Jeremy said.

"Fireworks", Jean echoed. 🎆